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Eddie Walker
Won't you smile, you look so shocked,
put the name-tag on your smock.
We've come to see ya,
Eddie Walker.
And we may pack a little tight,
the nurse up-front says it's alright.
And look there's more of us still getting off the bus.
We wish you'd come back home with us.
Eddie Walker this is your life.
This one's you when you were small,
and you learnt how to walk.
They pick you up and you keep falling down.
There you are with Aunt Louise,
you're bouncing on her knees.
Remember all those trees behind the garden?
They're gone.
They all got cut down when she died.
Eddie Walker this is your life.
You never had a son or a wife,
you sure had a hell of a time.
Eddie Walker this is your life.
You never had a son or a wife,
you sure had a hell of a time.
This one's you and Mary Jo.
Well she couldn't come, she's says hello.
No, Eddie Walker, she doesn't hate your guts.
It's just the whole thing shook her up.
How they picked you up and you kept falling down.
Eddie Walker this is your life.
You never had a son or a wife,
you sure had a hell of a time.
Eddie Walker this is your life.
You never had a son or a wife,
you never had a reason to cry.
This whole stack, and all of these,
for your semester overseas.
We're gonna leave ya,
Eddie Walker.


Emaline
I wish it was last September.
So we could lose ourselves in crowds everyday.
'Cos Emaline, don't walk in time,
she's not the same that's all you can say.

That we've learnt our lesson, but I,
Don't wanna walk away from Emaline.

They're talking now.
Does she know what they're saying?
She's got the air, to float above it.
I'm sinking in the summer champagne.

She's dear to me, and so expensive.
Now I'm not talking 'bout money.
Money talks,
I hate to listen,
but lately it's been screaming in my ear.

When I've heard enough, I tell myself-
That we've learnt our lesson, but I,
Don't wanna walk away from Emaline.

It only took me one look to understand Emaline,
sometime I don't know what she's saying.
Sometimes I do,
Sometimes I don't,
know what she's saying.
But I know,
I know,
I know what she wants to believe.

It wish it was last September.

Don't let me walk away from Emaline.
For stupid reasons,
now I'm talking 'bout money.
Money talks,
I hate to listen,
But lately it's been screaming in my ear.
Yeah, what advice! Girls need attention.
Or are you diffrent than all mine?
For all it's worth, she's got attention.
But people accuse you black and white.

Now I've heard enough, I'll tell you what.
Really shouldn't sit here and whine,
I'll take you down to see my Emaline.


Tom & Mary
For the benefit of Tom and Mary,
before our guests arrive.
If they haven't found out already it's gonna blow their minds.
Will they find the strength to find the will to testify?
there's something we can't hide anymore.

Everybody here knows the story,
some have fabricated extra parts.
See the sisters shouting whispers,
feeding heartache to the sparks.
Put a damper on the party,
it'll lighten up this room.
And for the benefit of Tom and Mary,
they've got to see the truth today.

Miss Powersson says here they come.
And all the chatter and the smiles have come undone.
And you could here a pin drop on the carpet floor,
everyone's pretending not to hear them knocking at the door.

For the benefit of Tom and Mary,
before our guests arrive.
If they haven't found out already it's gonna blow their minds.
If they haven't found our already,
And all the seams all seem to show,
and for the benefit of Tom and Mary we gotta let,
the truth be known.


For Those of Y'all Who Wear Fanny Packs
oh god damn I saw it god damn fucking god damn
god damn (woa)
oh god damn oh god damn oh god damn (shit your ass cool)
oh god damn oh god damn oh god damn (shit your ass cool)
oh god damn oh god damn oh god damn (shit your ass cool)
play it on the radio
(shit your ass cool)
(shit your ass cool)
(shit your ass cool)
gimme a little time whats up ya'll yo I got this record here
going ask out can I have a shout out to my home boy
out there in L.A. whats up ORB let's go come on!
Yo this goes out to my home boy Dre going out to Chapel Hill
yea shouts at him AKA known as "Roadie Killa"
(New York City)
(New York City)
(New York City)
(New York City) Ya'll shouts out to my main manager man Al Walmark
known as AKA you buy the Mother Fucker
(See These C.D's)
(See These C.D's)
(See These C.D's)
(JAM) Bring in the bass ya'll
Yea man I thought that's how you felt about the Mother Fucker
Yea I thought that's how you felt
Yea Sledge Bring in the Bass Yea
For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs COME ON
For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs COME ON
For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs COME ON(and pony tails)
For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs COME ON(and pony tails)
Yea my boy Sledge on the bass in your face
My boy Ben on the piano coming in let him in let him in
Yea my boy ben Alright Yea
Hey D Hey D
Yo Whats up
You Gonna Let Me in D
Whats up
You gonna Let Me in
Ah let that piano solo in
LET ME IN!

Been around the world
I seen tate rappin'
I don't mind shit and I don't mind rappin'
like a granna nicha hacha if you get my shit
Yo god damn that's some fucking SHIT!

Yea I said for those of ya'll fanny packs
This song's coming out it's coming at YA!

I want to borrow an allen wrench
I want to borrow some duct tape
I want to borrow a mic cable
Facing your face
Facing your face (uh)
Facing your face (uh)
Facing your face (uh)
UH! this is O.G. singing
Let's break it break it
break it break it down
We gonna break this shit on down
Gimme some bass ah that's pretty good
BRING THAT SHIT IN!

oh god damn
oh god damn
oh god damn
oh god damn (shit your ass cool)
shit your ass cool
shit your ass cool
shit your ass cool
(yea)
these mother fuckers
Play that solo man play that tasty tasty High-Hat
Ah bring that tasty High-Hat work it
Bring that shit in RIGHT NOW
a ha ha ha
a ha ha ha
a ha ha ha
a ha ha ha
Yo this sound goes out to my man at the point in Atlanta
What's up G gimme a mother fucking monitor (bernie)

I'm sorry I can't give you any more monitor than than that
it won't go ant higher than that
because the transistors the resistors
they won't go any higher

Alright take this mother fucker out with a mother fuking piano solo

GOD DAMN UH!

Ha
Oh god damn

Alright turn that shit out
1 2 3 4
UH!
I hope you taped that
That's our next single
Oh they left they gave up
These guys are fucking idiots
that sucked


Bad Idea
Pull over the car
Pull over the car
I think I see a fly fisher
Pull over the car
Pull over the car
My dad wants to break up with your sister

You make me feel so retarded
You make me feel so...

I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
You make me feel
Make me feel
Make me feel retarded
Can't leave it alone
Jerk off on the phone
I want you to come on over
Pretty Bad Idea
Pretty Bad Idea
Really Really Bad Idea

You make me feel so retarded
you make me feel so...

I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
You make me feel
make me feel
make me feel retarded
When I stood you up
I thought that you'd give up
Now I realize your just like a dog

You make me feel so retarded
you make me feel so...


The Ultimate Sacrifice
Get ready!......
Brace your fat asses.....
for some..... METAL!

Evil, evil boy
The final hour is approaching
The Ultimate Sacrifice

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Came to shit
But only.....farted!


Satan Is My Master
Satan is my master
He has always been
He tells me what to do
He buys my Metallica records for me
And sometimes I think...

Satan is my master


Twin Falls
Christmas Twin Falls, ID is her oldest memory
She was only 2 it was the first time she felt blue
Cafeteria, Harrison Elementary
Beneath a parachute I saw her without shoes
7up, I touched her thumb & she knew it was me
Although she couldn't see unless of course she peeked
My mom's good she got me out of Twin Falls, ID
Before I got too old you know how that goes
That's where she still was the summer she turned 17
In 1983, 2 weeks after me
last I heard was she had twins or maybe it was 3
although I've never seen except for in my dreams