Answers to questions you didn't ask. Everything you wanted to ever know about me...or that I'm willing to share..take your pick.

Name: Mike

Nicknames: RevMaynard

Born:1979

Where I live: Alliance, OH

School: Stark State College of Technology

Major: Computer Networking and Telecommunications - Network Administration Option

Job: Sales Associate at a major office supplies retailer

Religion: Agnostic with Atheistic tendencies

Car: 1993 Mercury Sable

Hobbies: Anything to do with music, pc gaming, fucking with computers, reading, watching movies, playing and watching football, playing basketball

Favorite bands:
Alice in Chains
Aphex Twin
Atomic Fireballs
Ben Folds Five
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Big Wreck
Black Bomb A
Bloodhound Gang
Buckethead
Coal Chamber
Cold
Cold Hand of Christ
Cradle of Filth
Creed
Crystal Method
Daft Punk
Days of the New
The Deadlights
Dog Fashion Disco
Dimmu Borgir
Fear Factory
Filter
Flybanger
Godsmack
Guano Apes
(hed)pe
Iced Earth
Incubus
In Flames
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
KMFDM
Korn
Kula Shaker
Limp Bizkit
Machinehead
Mad Season
Marilyn Manson
Megadeth
Metallica
Mindless Self Indulgence
Mono Puff
Moxy Fruvous
Mudvayne
Mushroomhead
NDE
Nevermore
NIN
Orgy
The Pietasters
Pig
Pitchshifter
Presidents of the USA
Primus
Prodigy
Prong
Propellerheads
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
The Refreshments
Reveille
Runt
Roni Size
Sepultura
Sevendust
Shadows Fall
Sinomatic
Slipknot
Soil
Soul Coughing
Soulfly
Spineshank
Static-X
System of a Down
Therion
They Might Be Giants
Tool
Type O Negative
Ultraspank
Vision of Disorder
White Zombie/Rob Zombie
Zebrahead

Favorite bands to see live:
Dog Fashion Disco
Fear Factory
In Flames
Mushroomhead
Rammstein
Static-X
System of a Down

Favorite TV shows:
Futurama
The Family Guy
The Simpsons
The Daily Show
South Park
That 70's Show
Jeff Corwin Experience

Favorite Movies:
A Clockwork Orange
Pi
Orgazmo
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Moulin Rouge
Blow
Quills
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
SLC Punk
The Princess Bride
Go
The Crow
Interview with the Vampire

Favorite Books:
Anything by Dean Koontz
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy by Douglas Adams
Needful Things & Desperation - Stephen King
Rage, The Long Walk & The Regulators - Richard Bachman (aka Stephen King)
Lucifer's Hammer & The Mote in God's Eye- Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
Mount Dragon & Relic - Lincoln Child & Douglas Preston
Anything by John Grisham
Alive - Piers Paul Ried

Favorite Videos:
Any of the Tool videos
Daft Punk - Around the World
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy
Alice in Chains - I Stay Away
Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
Metallica - One

Favorite People:
Holly (the love of my life, my fiancé)
Henry Rollins
Maynard James Keenan
Bill Hicks
John Flansburgh
M. Doughty
Jason Lee
Kevin Smith

Least favorite things (i.e. things that I dislike or annoy me):
Organized religion
Closed-mindedness
Homophobia, or hatred of homosexuals in general
People who are uneducated when it comes to religion
MTV and top 40 radio
How the internet has become mainstream
Southern accents
Boston accents
Herd conformity
Stupidity

Remember, if you have any questions as to why I feel the way I do, feel free to e-mail me